(transcribed from an acoustic performance from The Fez on 11-21-99) Standard tuning Capo: 1 Em: 07x000 (use your pointer finger to mute the third string) A: 577600 G: 355400 C: X35553 (or X32010 if that's easier for you) D: X57775 (or XX0232) This song depends more on keeping a good rhythm than anything else. Play along with the recording to get a feel for it. Intro and verse riff (play this through all verses and "lalala"s): Em Em ------------------------][---------------------] ------------------------][---------------------] ------------------------][---------------------] --x---x---x---x---x--x--][--x---x---x---x---x--] --5--h7---7---7---7--7--][--5--h7---7---7---7--] --0---0---0---0---0--0--][--0---0---0---0---0--] He climbed the snowy white mountain Slid down the snowy white hill Drank from the water fountain Water was sweet and chilled Sunshine on a shiny ocean Sunshine on a shiny bay I opened a tiny shutter and Sunshine blew me away Em A G And I don't know a thing Em A G Don't know a thing C D Em (start riff again) Don't know a thing about, perfect white girls who wear gold (there is a bridge on some live versions that is played like this) C D If you kiss their asses long enough, they might let you kiss their asses C D If you kiss their asses long enough, they might let you kiss their asses